you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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