They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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