Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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