At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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