The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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