At least make sure they are 18
Why
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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