I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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