when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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