just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
