So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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