we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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