so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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