After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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