Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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