He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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