Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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