DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Randomize
