This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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