We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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