you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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