So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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