So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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