just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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