I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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