i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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