I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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