I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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