You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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