so that wasnt chicken after all
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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