Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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