remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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