there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
In America we eat man semen.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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