If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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