You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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