There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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