it's not cheating when I paid for it
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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