were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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