so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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