no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We left an ass print on the piano.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
