these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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