Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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