You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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