Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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