Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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