I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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