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the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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