toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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