I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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