dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I look excited, but its just a facade.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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