dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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