i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
