I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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