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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long

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(631): View more from New York

this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed

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(786): View more from Florida

hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.

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(646): View more from New York

I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle

(617): View more from Massachusetts

Why are male brains so small?

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