I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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