Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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